Top 5 Celebrities My Ex-Boyfriends Have Been Compared to

5. The Brawny Paper Towel Man

4. Kid Rock

3. Hootie (minus the blowfish)

2. Tiger Woods

1. Screech (Dustin Diamond, I suppose)


Apparently, I have a type. And that type is celebrities nobody wanted to sleep with.


Except the Brawny paper towel guy. He's dreamy.